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Emma Goodwin

La Cour de la Grange, 60 Chemin de la Cour, Auberville 14640, Calvados, Normandy, France

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I teach sick and tired people the keys to lasting wellness by balancing minerals and restoring gut function šŸ™Œ
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@wegrow.cic bring people together on the land, to @wegrow.cic bring people together on the land, to grow, to produce, to learn, to enjoy, to work together, to strengthen the web of life . 

One day Courses in September and October.  Learn for yourself or train to become a community leader.  Start earning in your local community. 

Prepare now for next spring . Full moon eclipse coming up on the 28th August 26, things are gonna change, now is the time.  Get involved. All be well.
Farewell Tom Davis RIP 13th August 26 Thank you Farewell Tom Davis 
RIP 13th August 26

Thank you for keeping my Ma company and being cheerful, chipper and smiling ā€œtil the last day, despite being confined to such a small sphere of movement these last 2 years. 

The eclipse took you out of body,  unshackled from the cumbersome temple of your soul, free at last, to soar above and unite with source. 

You are remembered and loved
Focus on calm contentment, even if it may seem a d Focus on calm contentment, even if it may seem a distant dream, we are more powerful than we realise. 

Real eyes. Realise.  Real lies. 
See through deceptions. 

Weapons of mass distraction disintegrate and fail, becoming laughable. 

At ease, we effortlessly move into a space of higher good for all, so it is, so it harm none

If you feel it - set intentions - share in comments - uplift each other - have faith
 
All be well. 

Observe the numbers. They shape the realm.  8.8.26 (2+6=8) 8.8.8 

#focus #intention #song  #together
Bio available zinc - it’s very different to synthe Bio available zinc - it’s very different to synthetic zinc supplements (which interfere with your copper carrying protein:  cerruloplasmin) 

Copper is the spark plug of life.  Zinc and copper work together.  Copper regulates iron, believe me your iron needs regulating. 

OysterMax is my number one whole food supplement - be sure to take it with a good source of Retinol (vitamin A - from animal/ fish source) plus a wedge of magnesium.  Copper needs cofactors to do its work. 

The world is your oyster when you get your minerals balanced and understand the difference between bioavailable and synthetic sources āœ…ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

All be well. 

Comment MAX for code and linky dink 🄰 

#zinc #oystermax #foodasmedicine
#1 - Feels good here. šŸ„°šŸ™Œ never mind about expensiv #1 - Feels good here. šŸ„°šŸ™Œ never mind about expensive probiotics. Get yours for pennies. Cabbage, sea salt and a jar. 

Got no energy? I’ve got you. 
Got bloating, reflux, wind? I’ve got you. Got histamine issues? I’ve got you. We used to call it Hay Fever, then it evolved to Allergy, now they’ve complicated matters further by naming it MCAS - (mast cell activation syndrome). IMHO we can simplify things dramatically. 

There is no disease. 

There is toxicity and deficiency. 

I don’t care how the establishment attempts to befuddle and confuse us with all the different names for all the things that can go wrong in the body. 

When we balance our minerals and get the right building blocks our bodies find homeostasis. 

I have additional tools in the medicine chest to tackle joint pain, blood thinning, antibacterial, antiviral, anti fungal… and they’re all non-pharmaceuticals šŸ˜†šŸ‘ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø 

Stick with me and we’ll make it all better, together 🄰

#foodasmedicine #guthealing #goodmoodfood
For kids and beginners who know they need organ me For kids and beginners who know they need organ meats but cannot face them yet (Get your 10%off) šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡
ā€œOrganisedā€ is a beef organ powder, liver, kidneys, heart, spleen, lung šŸ˜³āœ…ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø with maple syrup, dates, colostrum and collagen.

Now, taking collagen powders can be dangerous.  If the cattle have been fed GMO’s and/or feeds contaminated with glyphosate you’re gonna be building your body with faulty materials. 🫤 there will be repercussions.  There is no substitute for the Stock Pot. 

My trusted source who has done the research confirms that the farms that supply ā€œOrganisedā€ are about as squeaky clean as you can get. šŸ™Œ 

But the magic ingredient, for a smooth poop experience, in my concoction, is lecithin. šŸ˜† 

For a malty sweet morning or night time drink I add a heaped teaspoon each of ā€œOrganisedā€ sunflower lecithin, and inositol, plus the cream from the top of the raw milk, a spoon of raw honey, cinnamon, ginger and chilli 🄰 

If I had curcumin I would have thrown that in for good measure. 

Comment ā€œorganisedā€ for the beef organ blend 

and ā€œPerfectā€ for the lecithin (UK only) discount codes 

#foodasmedicine #guthealing #goodmoodfood #organised
Ever had a pre-loved cake? šŸ˜‚ stopped me in my trac Ever had a pre-loved cake? šŸ˜‚ stopped me in my tracks, made me laugh, but when I read the rest of the poorly constructed sentence, I got a really yucky feeling. 

Is it just bad grammar?  Lack of punctuation?  Someone trying to tell us something? 

Words are spells . ā€œSWORDā€ is an anagram of ā€œWORDSā€.

They say ā€œthe pen is mightier than the swordā€ because words can do a lot of damage when they are used incorrectly. 

My daughters and I often get lazy with our speech and miss out the prefixes… 

important becomes ā€œportantā€  immediately becomes ā€œmediatlyā€ 

I looked up the meaning of the prefix ā€œimā€  It means NOT. 

What else In our language is spelled with the letters I and M? 

šŸ’„I’mšŸ’„ 
Short for I am… meaning… NOT ? 🫤😳

So when attempting  affirmations, 
I am happy, I’m happy, could be heard in the universal aether as ā€œnot strongā€ ? 

The Gaelic language grammar phrases it more like ā€œhappiness is upon meā€ 

Just noting that the word Grimoire, meaning spell book, is the root of the word grammar. 

These are my musings as I navigate these ghastly corridors. 

Good news is: Dad’s out of hospital after his stroke, a blood clot on the brain, doing well. He can walk, feed himself, have short conversations. Right arm is a bit floppy, right hand has weak grip, other than that no reason why he shouldn’t fully recover. 

Relieved šŸ‘
So we just settle the old man down for the second So we just settle the old man down for the second night in a corridor, when the nurse wheels up the trolley and taps him on the shoulder when he’s just got comfortable to say ā€œI’m just gonna give you your medication nowā€

ā€œmay I ask what medication that is?ā€ I say

ā€œ it’s a statin, cholesterol lowering drugā€

ā€œNo thank you, he doesn’t need thatā€

I think about explaining to this poor ignorant human how cholesterol is like a salve to the bodies broken bits,  but what’s the point? 

They are genuinely surprised when I say my father isn’t on any medications, although he did get jabbed up to the eyeballs in the Daze of Covid, and he does eat a load of old processed rubbish. 

He’s holding up pretty well all things considered.

I am making light of a pretty dreadful situation. 

My poor deluded sibling believes that an MRI scan and talking to the doctor is going to make all the difference. But the slurred speech and loss of mobility in his right arm says it all to me. 

There are 7 trolleys in this corridor.  Dad’s enjoying his second night in the corridor.  Can you imagine ending up like this? 

If this is not reason enough for you to start taking full responsibility for your health, for your body, mind and soul.  Heaven help you. 

Now we are in the ā€œsystemā€ I have detached myself emotionally. 

It’s the only way to cope. 

Any one wondering where to start. To avoid burdening the broken NHS, can buy my book ā€œBagel Goggles, take them off, see food as medicineā€ link in comments. 

What a sorry state of affairs
Graduation day - Cranio sacral energy sensor - my Graduation day - Cranio sacral energy sensor - my young-lady-baby Chasby done it šŸ„°ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø 

In the same weekend my Brother lost his marbles and my father is admitted to hospital with a suspected stroke, and I bed ridden with the fever because of stress of spending time with maniac raging sibling.  So sad. Yet so much to celebrate. 

People are going crazy. I am seeing people loose their sh*t left, right and centre. 

I have been attempting, for the last 6 years, to encourage anyone who will listen, to get ready.  To prepare.  To strengthen themselves.  To become strong, resilient, adaptable.  So that when it is time to ride the waves of chaos they’ll laugh at how gnarly it is out there rather than be smashed to smithereens on the sharp corals of the reef by the incessant vortex of pounding surf and have their remains eaten up by sharks and sea urchins. 

We’re all going to die.  It’s the one sure thing. The question is.. how will you live before you die?  I have enough clients who admit to suicidal ideation to know that there are many who would rather not be here.  I once felt that way. 

A few short months after I started to properly nourish and cleanse myself, using food as medicine, the ā€œwhirl’dā€ looked like a radically different place, full of beauty, wonder and awe.  It became AWESOME. 

Under pressure, even a lump of coal can transform into a diamond. 

Do not wait to see what might happen next. Choose presence.  Make every mouthful count towards strengthening the web of life. 

The Mineral Kingdom is the foundation of your temple, wherein dwells your soul, from which emanates the mind that imagines all best possible outcomes.  God-like you create your reality.
It is a bitter pill to swallow when you realise yo It is a bitter pill to swallow when you realise you may have made matters worse. 🫤 I made some mistakes as a new mother.  after vaxx -ing things went down hill 🄲 then I thought we all had dairy allergy so I switched to soy milk.šŸ™„ 
Then dosed us all with Toxic Suoerfoods like chard and spinach 😬 

This was over 17 years ago.  I forgave myself and got to work.  We got better. I found the remedies and solutions to the dyslexia, the OCD, the autistic tendencies. I cured my own anxiety, depression and chronic fatigue. šŸ™Œ 

It is an absolute joy to be with @bespoke.by.bb we’ve come a long way, and have so many amazing adventures to come. 🄰 

The audio version of Bagel Goggles is in Audible and Spotify, or get a hard copy as a reference book for my treasure trove of home remedies that every one needs in their kitchen and medicine cabinet āœ…ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

Comment Book if you wanna bag a signed copy, sending  by post from the UK week after next 

#foodasmedicine #guthealing #goodmoodfood #autism #ocd
Get yr OysterMax with GAPS10 code at @marine_healt Get yr OysterMax with GAPS10 code at @marine_health_foods_ltd for bio available copper to regulate iron, plus perfect ratios of bioavailable zinc, selenium iodine B12, amino acids enzymes, it’s like seven different supplements in one whole food source 

ā€œHealing is voltageā€  is a book by Jerry Tennant, pretty dry reading, but the principal is, if your voltage is off then your pH is off and you become acidic and a magnet for pathogens and viral overload. 

Pathogens just love a high iron environment, and even if you think you have anaemia, I guarantee you don’t need more iron, you need to regulate the iron you already have. 

A source of bioavailable copper can only be used when there is enough magnesium and retinol present.  Retinol is vitamin A from an animal source.. 

Survive and thrive in these trouble times by getting your mineral balance right, So your voltage is good. . 

You are electric . 

All be well
Live the dream #foodasmedicine Live the dream  #foodasmedicine
The Maltese language is a cross between Italian an The Maltese language is a cross between Italian and Arabic, a staunchly Catholic country. The biggest consumers and creators of firework displays which, in this festival season, peak around midnight.. not exactly conducive to a good nights rest šŸ˜‚ and let’s face it sleeping is healing.  But in this heat as Siesta is always welcome at midday. Since I’ve been megadosing with copper, my sleep has improved a great deal.. I’ll get back on the Food as medicine after this short cultural interlude šŸ˜†šŸ‘ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø
I’m here in Malta to join a metabolic regeneration I’m here in Malta to join a metabolic regeneration Retreat, talking all things health related, all ways to improve cellular metabolic function.  It’s fascinating and such a joy to not have to cook, although to be honest, I’d have a lot less veg on my plate and a lot more fat and a bit more meat šŸ˜† I struggle without my stock pot. 

I have so much to share with you and I will give you the opportunity to relax and be looked after in Normandy, northern France this summer. You can check the dates and the details. 

Comment ā€œRetreatā€
Ignorance is bliss? Jeremy Clarkson’s series @clar Ignorance is bliss? Jeremy Clarkson’s series @clarksons_farm  highlights the plight  of British farmers, stuck between a rock and a hard place, plagued by stifling authoritarian rules and regulations, dependent on subsidies based on policies detrimental to the web of life, unable to afford fuel and fertilisers, its highly entertaining, deeply depressing, the programming tells us farming is finished and futile. 

Why aren’t the BBC highlighting the giants of the regenerative agricultural movement, like Joel Salatin, from @polyfacefarm or Will Harris from  @whiteoakpastures , who have been showing the world how extraordinarily generous and abundant mother nature can be, giving us food and fuel with healthy animals, pristine waterways and deep dark fertile soil, with no artificial fertilisers, or agro-chemical inputs.  I’m sure there are British regenerative farmers, please enlighten me. 

The British Bullshitting Corporation, Spamazon and Farcebook, same as the Gubberment do not have our best interests at heart.

Did you know there are model Regenerative Farmers making massive profits, feeding the people, bringing employment and fertility to the land? 

So few know about them. Spread the word. 

It’s ridiculously uplifting to know that it’s entirely possible to feed everyone with top notch produce, uncontaminated by glyphosate, keep waterways clean and build soil and be free from dis-ease… with this kind of food as medicine It’s entirely possible to survive and thrive in these trouble times. 

This world is a beautiful place when you get your priorities right. 

Let’s keep each other uplifted 

#foodasmedicine #guthealing #goodmoodfood
I keep a little spray bottle with a solution of kl I keep a little spray bottle with a solution of kl0r!ne D!0x!de with me in this heat, it instantly neutralised some extremely noxious, was unable to contain šŸ«¤šŸ˜‚ 

Some poor soul, with terrible gut dysbiosis, kept popping the stinkiest trumps, they need to join Timeless Cookery Club, for hot tips and home remedies to solve such embarrassing problems. 

@bespoke.by.bb made me a tensor ring skirt hitch, these copper rings are like a portable good energy device, I LOVE them 🄰 

What’s your hot travel tips ?
Home-made adrenal cocktail, ā€œmineral mixā€ I call i Home-made adrenal cocktail, ā€œmineral mixā€ I call it, gives you food source vitamin C, potassium, sodium, micro minerals, magnesium. And the bicarb buffers the acidity of the lemon juice.  Yeast overgrowth hates bicarb.  But remember Candida blooms when we are heavy metal overloaded as a way of cleaning up the mess.. 

I have so many treats for you in store , this is the last invitation for the webinar on women’s health tomorrow Thursday, 25 June 2026 at 7 pm UK time. 

I’ll send you the recipe along with an invite to register to join me on Thursday šŸ‘

Comment ā€œcocktailā€ .
Women’s Health Webinar Join me this Thursday 25th Women’s Health Webinar Join me this Thursday 25th June ā€˜26 7pm for a free deep dive into all things women’s health - oestrogen dominance, anaemia, HRT, PCOS, fibroids, endometriosis, early puberty.. we’ll take a look at systemic issues in the food system that are keeping us dimmed down.  Solution based information to uplift. 

Comment ā€œhappierā€ I’ll send you the linkydink
Lift your spirit šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡ YOU are an amazing being with Lift your spirit šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡ YOU are an amazing being with a remarkable capacity for regeneration.

Self healing comes naturally when given the building blocks, the minerals and the charge it needs, ā€˜healing is voltage’ you are an electromagnetic being. 

The Sun is your battery charger. The Earth is your grounding tool. You are an antenna, you pick up frequencies. 

Pick up the right frequencies, the right vibrations when you align with certain natural principles 

šŸ’„ touch the Earth
šŸ’„ see the Sun at dawn and dusk
šŸ’„ find / make structured Water
šŸ’„ eat real food
šŸ’„ release trauma

Start now to see massive gains by Autumn Equinox 🄰 Solstice Blissings one and all. 

Feeling low? Join me this Thursday for a free webinar which may illuminate the way.  Lift your spirits. 

I’ll be sharing some unconventional ideas around navigating the food system, women’s health and how to remineralise. I’ll send linkydink to get reminders… 

Comment YES!
Nothing stays the same. Everything is shifting. Go Nothing stays the same. Everything is shifting. Go within. Connect to Source. Father Sky and Mother Earth are ever present holding you, the Lightsaber, twixt the Two. You are the One. Unique… no comparison.  The whirl’d needs you to be present. You are the gift. So get fighting fit. Be the change. Find your strength. Have courage. We are flexible, adaptable, resilient. Amazing beings with the capacity for miraculous regeneration. 
Set your intentions. Write them, speak them into the aether.  Here’s one for starters: ā€œI am on the timeline for my highest good, my deepest desires, my ultimate fulfillmentā€ All be well.
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